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Saint Osbourne's Bone Market is the largest legal necromancy supply market in Jericha, where bone, ash, charms, consent records, resurrection paperwork, grave goods, and licensed spell components move under the watchful eyes of traders and officials.
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Saint Osbourne's Bone Market is where the living learn that respect for the dead can require a license, a receipt, and exact change.
The Queefdom, Gravenhurst, Queesum Cemetery, Relicvault, Bonespire, Lawful LEV and Attunement Tax, Void Era Economy
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characterAngeldust — Angelique Martinique is a faerie illusionist and former VQU student whose witness to Orlandus’s murder pushed her from campus glamour into survival, influence, and later Centrum Security Force relevance. Her ties to Josette, Rice Hands, Velvet Cross, and VQU’s first public fracture make her useful for tracking how student trauma became elite access and political power.
characterBaron Fangapor was an ancient vampire noble whose influence spread through East Rekhyov long before Centrum tightened its grip on Jericha. A lawful evil strategist and master of sanguinomancy, he used blood as both weapon and inheritance. Alongside Dr. Malevolus Krane, he helped create the Duskborn strain through ritual experimentation, leaving a legacy that outlived his armies. Defeated once by Nora Rabe von Queef and allied heroes, he was finally destroyed by Nora in 2078.
characterAerovia Jeevens, known as Beeper, is a Luxidran student and paladin-track defender whose human body has been altered with forged construct components. Her Witchborn power forms protective energy armor, reinforcing her plating and letting her hold the line under pressure. Once close to Andrea Pelosh, Beeper has become more guarded since Andrea’s disappearance, turning grief and uncertainty into discipline. To some, she is a breakthrough in magical integration; to others, a warning about how far institutions will go.
characterDjon Charleston is a Gravenhurst Djeebus preacher whose Big Project donation movement, church barrier, and conflict with Jonah make him both civic defender and ideological rival.
characterTarria Brand, known as Blackheart, is an infernal bard of Kickassery Inc. and the Pink Pony Girls whose grief became a weapon against the Graven Scourge. Raised with her sister Natasha as her anchor, Tarria was shattered when Boost dragged her family into Violince, addiction, and loss.
characterBella Andrews, known as Blastbelle, is a human demolitions specialist whose Witchborn energy blasts are hidden inside compact alchemical canisters. Working as an independent contractor for the Thieves’ Guild and the S.S. Daddy, she turns raw arcane force into bombs used for break-ins, sabotage, diversions, and dangerous extractions. Most underworld clients credit her genius to alchemy alone, and Bella is happy to let them. Unstable, inventive, and fiercely independent, she prefers spectacle to subtlety and refuses to belong to anyone.
characterBrunk Charleston, known as Bones, is an undead gravekeeper and necromancer bound to the Queefdom Cemetery near Gravenhurst. Once a mortal scholar tied to Von Queef University and the Phlakin Library, he preserved his soul inside his own decaying body and has guarded the dead for centuries.
characterBowflex was the beloved magically enhanced tyrannosaurus mascot of Von Queef University and former companion of groundskeeper Al Dyrio. More than a campus symbol, he served as a living defender during the Drakkuskan War, holding the line against a Dragonborn assault long enough for students and faculty to evacuate.
characterRetyunskikh Braskawyk built the name Braska the Red in the streets and strongholds of Gravenhurst, where reputation is earned loudly or not at all. Once a Thieves Guild contractor, he cut ties and rose as a captain of the Graven Scourge, favoring open dominance over quiet deals.
characterBarney Rootbarrel, known as Brawny, is a halfling agricultural alchemist and co-founder of Medusa’s Farm near the Glow Pools. Once a beet farmer outside the Queefdom, Barney helped turn abandoned land into a working commune through patience, labor, and quiet strength.
characterBrother Fidelphi Castro is Hugo's betrayal target and a Castro-face identity clue whose New Goblin City death/curse leaves his true role unresolved.
characterValara Cirio, known as C.C. or The Blade, is the Gravenhurst Thieves Guild leader whose senses expose impostors, Castro body mismatch, and Krane-touched mutation.
characterAleron Bonapate, known as Caesar, is a Castro-aligned voidling invader who rides Bowflex into Gravenhurst and pressures the southern gate route.
characterCardinal — Jonah Subramountian is a mountain dwarf cleric of My Alchemical Romance whose faith in Djeebus, stubborn optimism, and earthspeaking make him the party’s healer, moral center, and most persistent maker of hope under pressure. His relevance deepens through the Djeebus contracts, his possible future as a Paragon of Djeebus, the wish-bell ring, Podon’s survival, the Crown of Thorns, and the way his mercy repeatedly forces the world to answer back.
characterJonah Subramountian, known as Cardinal, believes every disaster is a miracle that arrived before anyone was ready. Raised in a secluded temple of the Creator, the mountain dwarf cleric learned faith, craft, and relentless cheer before a divine mishap carried him to Von Queef University. Now with My Alchemical Romance, Jonah heals wounds, lifts spirits, and meets despair with illegible pamphlets and unwavering conviction. His earthspeaking power steadies the ground beneath his friends, while his joy reminds them why they keep standing.
characterJeff Low, known as Castaway, is the Black Ward’s least intimidating cleric: a farm boy who followed a stranger’s whispers into the Void because they sounded like belonging. More earnest than fanatical, Jeff prays too long, smiles when frightened, and mistakes ordinary coins or barn stains for divine omens. His communion brings muddled dreams and fleeting visions, usually misunderstood but sometimes strangely useful. Captured by the Castro, he survived by being too harmless to fear and too sincere to discard. Now he drifts between cult and captors, unsure whether he was chosen, forgotten, or simply left standing where the universe last dropped him.
characterCity Dan is a bird companion who reveals Janna Brightspark's link to Braska during the Pink Pony Gravenhurst abduction investigation.
characterWillow Dewglade, known as Conduit, is a blind elven omenscribe of the Meadowkin Commune at Rootbarrel Farm, where prophecy grows beside herbs, Glow Pool strangeness, and rural survival.
characterD. C. Lawman has spent enough years in Stormcall investigations to know the difference between a mistake, a pattern, and a cover-up. A veteran detective tied to The Lawful and the city itself, he works with quiet authority, patient deduction, and a talent for making suspects underestimate him.
characterMalevolus Krane is the M.A.I. transmutationist and opportunistic expert witness whose old void research now shapes Maine, Arthur, Hollow, and the Gravenhurst legal crisis.
characterDallas Dalton, known as Dally, was raised in a close-knit community where loyalty meant survival and family meant everything. When her mother, K’Zhara Flamehand, was taken by powerful men, Dallas carried the loss like a live coal. Now a fire djinni barbarian with the Pink Pony Girls and Kickassery Inc.
characterBreanna Royale, known as Excession, is a source-review profile whose row appears tangled with Al Ivers / Facsimile evidence and needs identity cleanup.
characterAl Ivers, known as Facsimile, is a True Neutral human artist-merchant of Aleklot’s Rest whose workshop sits somewhere between craft, crime, and wishful mathematics. A magically inclined counterfeiter, Al produces black-market spell scrolls that he proudly claims work 90% of the time, with the remaining risk dismissed as the customer’s problem and the dice’s fault. When QUEST met him after the Ragefort road incident, he answered questions about price, legality, and reliability with the confidence of a man who has survived his own inventory. Infatuated with Jessica James and always ready to bargain, Al sells possibility cheaply—as long as nobody asks too hard what happens on a one.
characterYuri Pelosh, known publicly as Ferro, was once Stormcall’s shining armored hero: an industrial heir, Centrum security figure, and celebrity defender whose suits made him look untouchable.
characterNick Kremp, the Firestarter, was an infernal wizard and adventurer of My Alchemical Romance whose lawful heart burned as brightly as his flamespeaking. Raised without privilege, Nick became the group’s public voice, hype man, and emotional warmth, using charm, optimism, and fire magic to lift others even when the world turned dangerous. His relationship with Iwlvflybadofsjhhu Jr. and bond with Princess Beatrix, his beloved polar bear companion, grounded him beyond spectacle. Nick believed in doing good, following the law where he could, and keeping the spark alive for his friends; his death in 2100 MB left My Alchemical Romance without one of its brightest lights.
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characterDiarmaid, called Flynn by Dallas Dalton, is a massive long-haired Highland cow with the calm patience of a pasture and the impact force of a runaway wagon. Raised alongside Dallas and gifted to her as a calf, Flynn has followed her from home to the Pink Pony Girls as companion, guardian, and family.
characterFoulcrum — Ash Stonefist is a disciplined monk from the Temple of the Equinox Vale whose void-tentacle mutation forces him to test balance, restraint, and spiritual control against powers that may have been engineered around him. His importance to My Alchemical Romance comes through his loyalty, trauma, and unresolved origin, with active hooks around Wisdom/Charisma instability, Salvatore Mentali, Soldier, counterfeit scrying, and the revelation that his power may not truly come from the Aboleth.
characterAsh Stonefist was raised in seclusion by the Temple of the Equinox Vale, where discipline, balance, and physical mastery shaped every part of his life. His training made him focused and precise, but left him unfamiliar with much of the wider world. When void-born tentacles emerged from his body, Ash treated the change as part of his spiritual path. His power now tests the teachings that formed him, forcing him to balance serenity with mutation and control with uncertainty. As a member of My Alchemical Romance, Ash brings loyalty, speed, and strange wisdom to the group. His journey centers on mastering the tension between discipline and the void within him.
characterEveline Pringle, known as Glintfang, was raised to embody the polished future of Point Pringle’s most famous family, but her life has always strained against the image built for her. At Von Queef University she presents as a refined noble student, while privately carrying the wild magic and lycanthropy her family worked to conceal. Glamour charms and a silver locket help hide the wolf beneath the heir, but emotion and moonlight make secrecy fragile. Now married to Faephine Moonhold Pringle, Eveline stands between legacy and self-rule, determined that her curse will not be owned by anyone but her.
characterZsaZsa Glittergold, known as Glittergold, is a mountain dwarf dancer, glamour bard, and flamboyant performer of the Pink Pony Tavern whose art turns spectacle into soft rebellion.
characterMeeg, known as the Goblin Queen, carries a title that sounds like a joke until the swarm answers. Listed as both goblin and human, she occupies a strange place between identity, nobility, and instinctive command.
characterGreasetooth is a goblin volatile manipulator and serial killer aligned with Evil, the post-Centrum ideological opposite to Lawful. In Point Pringle, he commands or influences goblin bombers, suicide attackers, junk constructs, and bomb-making cells using old Emrysian temple sites and unstable void-tech. He personally killed Tono, PP5’s partner, and remains central to the Maine-variant/Evil network led by Enemy. To some citizens he is a monster; to others, the Lawful’s treatment of unregistered goblins makes the conflict more morally tangled than simple extermination.
characterCaptain Helena Briar, known as Guardian, is a Lawful field commander in Gravenhurst whose authority was earned through merit rather than politics.
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characterHavyk is a half-orc, half-elf rogue from the Free Coast, raised under Orlac’s brutal doctrine and determined to become something sharper than the Violince that made her. She fled her tribe, survived alone, and found peace with Devaireaux, a gentle noble whose love gave her a life beyond bloodshed before his death tore it apart. Now fighting with Kickassery Inc. and the Pink Pony Girls, Havyk protects queer lives, breaks abusive power, and turns grief into purpose. With psychic blades, magnetic control, Chaos the raven, and a broken pocket watch ticking like a heartbeat, she does not seek permission to be kind or dangerous.
characterTitian, known as Hemlock, was a tortle druid-necromancer and former elf whose exile from Timber Island transformed both body and philosophy. As a scholar of Von Queef University and founding member of Centrum, he pursued necrobotany not as corruption, but as synthesis: root and bone, bloom and rot, regeneration and decay held in the same living system. His work shaped magical ecology, Centrum governance, and the dangerous belief that endings could be cultivated into beginnings. Betrayed by Albert’s rise and presumed dead, Titian’s legacy still grows through rumor, scholarship, and the strange life rooted from his remains.
characterHollow / Alfred Rallus, formerly Kuzon, is a transformed Black Ward void manipulator tied to Kaya, Salvatore, Castro targeting, and Arthur's void-healing plan.
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characterJ’Oan was a Castro scout and warrior from the Astral Territories, sent into Jericha with a mission narrow enough to sound simple: capture Walter, the dragon bonded to Victor Shaw, whose cross-planar potential made him valuable to forces beyond the world.
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characterKaya is a quiet storm—disciplined, devout, and scarred by tragedy. Raised in a monastery alongside her beloved friend Kuzon, her life shattered when her adoptive monk family was slaughtered.
characterKyle Lawman, known as Kid Law, is a rookie investigator in Stormcall and the son of veteran detective Donnie Cello Lawman. Raised in the shadow of The Lawful, Kyle entered the ranks with earnest belief in procedure, justice, and the idea that rules exist to protect people.
characterJanna Brightspark, known as Kindle, is a fire djinni scribe and junior analyst working inside the Lawful offices of Gravenhurst. Soft-spoken, precise, and stubbornly ethical, she has learned that a corrected clause can save a life as surely as a spell.
characterBaron von Queef is VQU's revived dhampir institutional figure and the support target Arthur and Elmyra are seeking for the next Act 5 operation.
characterMagda Emberveil, known as Lady Emberveil, is a human flamespeaker whose presence carries the heat of a royal court and the danger of an open furnace. Draped in black and crimson, crowned by molten hair and a fiery gemstone focus, she commands attention as easily as she commands flame. Her magic blends pyrokinesis, enchantment, and illusion, making every gesture feel like ceremony and every threat feel beautifully rehearsed. True Neutral by nature, Magda is not easily claimed by heroism or villainy. She is power arranged with elegance, and anyone who mistakes beauty for softness will learn how quickly silk can catch fire.
characterLamia — Morgan Draxtler is a My Alchemical Romance necromancer whose family name also appears as Draxler and Draxter because even Morgan is canonically uncertain about it.
characterEphram Glowes is a Graven Scourge alchemist formerly tied to VQU and Boost development from void runoff after the Centrum collapse.
characterVladamir Katyevski, known as Lynx, is a catfolk performer tied to the Pink Pony Tavern's opening performance night and first tavern work thread.
characterMagistrate Verik Thorne is Gravenhurst's Lawful courtroom controller, central to Maine's trial, Krane's testimony pressure, and the legal machinery around Castro-era panic.
characterMaine — M. A. I. N. E. is a Hexelf/forged survivor of the M. A. I. experiments whose Whispering, warlock path, and detective instincts make them both investigator and living evidence of Centrum’s hidden failures.
characterM. A. I. N. E. , known simply as Maine, is a Hexelf and forged construct survivor of the M. A. I. experiments, rebuilt by void science into something part sorcerer, part warlock, part detective, and part warning.
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characterNora Rabe von Queef is a VQU and Velvet Cross power broker using the Rabe House network and Sinclair to support the party while keeping her own position ambiguous.
characterMortellus Vayne, known as Mortis, was a Velvet Cross arch-necromancer who treated death not as tragedy, but as a system waiting to be mastered. His gravespeaking shaped resurrection theory, soul-binding vessels, grief constructs, and the infamous Scroll of Mass Resurrection, earning him awe in fringe circles and fear from regulated arcanists. Yet his deepest failure was personal: when Aria’s mother left by choice, no spell could undo it. Mortis turned legacy into obsession, even bargaining with Gertie the Collector for forbidden knowledge at the cost of Aria’s future child. Now presumed dead, his relics, writings, and possibly his soul remain dangerously unaccounted for.
characterBorn Rahab on the Timber Islands, Musk was a daughter of love and laughter who left home chasing adventure. Instead, she found captivity under Malevolus Krane, who twisted her biology into a weapon, and cruelty under Solar, who mocked her pain. She survived both, emerging furious and unbowed.
characterMarnie Rootbarrel, known as Mycelia, is a halfling spore druid and guardian of the Glow Pools, where broken bodies, strange fungi, and arcane corruption all find their way into the soil.
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characterDhaz Pelosh, known as Nightshade, is a human technogenius and noble heir of Stormcall rebuilt from an explosion that should have erased him. Once a promising alchemy student, he survived maiming, partial deafness, and the collapse of certainty by forging prosthetics, concealed weapons, and a colder way of asking questions. His ties to Yuri Pelosh, Andrea Pelosh, the Lawful, and My Alchemical Romance leave him caught between family duty and hard-earned suspicion. Dhaz does not chase power for glory. He wants truth, revenge against Solar, and tools precise enough to make whoever broke his life answer for it.
characterNymeria Duarte is an elven cleric of Kickassery Inc. whose faith brought her to Gravenhurst seeking a clearer connection with the Gamemaster and the meaning behind her visions. Since youth, she has seen flashes of possible futures, each one tangled in danger, prophecy, and unanswered divine intent.
characterMik Justice, known as Officer Justice, is a hardened Lawful inspector in Gravenhurst with a reputation for uncompromising standards and very little patience for convenient excuses. After a controversial arrest and transfer, he became an internal watchdog, tracking corruption, power shifts, and the growing influence of Red Book enforcement inside his own organization. Mik believes the law is only worth serving if it can survive being questioned, which makes him both useful and dangerous to The Lawful. In a system built on order, he is the officer willing to ask who benefits when procedure becomes silence.
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characterKuovena Bravespeaker, known as Ouija, is a minotaur warlock of Von Queef University and one of the First Five, carrying the dead with them in more ways than one. Raised in the Bravespeaker tradition after the fall of the Wingkin Mountains, they inherited a spiritual lineage shaped by pact obligations, ancestral voices, and survival under pressure. Their gravespeaking lets them commune with spirits, channel the dead, and bind echoes through ritual, but Kuovena seeks more than obedience to old bargains. Chaotic Good and determined to redefine their people’s path, Ouija treats death not as an ending, but as counsel from those still waiting to be heard.
characterNorman Shankswell is a Geistatts gravespeaker and Benevolent Lodge investigator who reads hauntings, old violence, and the dead as evidence.
characterPesto Manticore is an infernal lieutenant of the Graven Scourge and the logistical mind behind Gravenhurst’s Boost distribution network. Raised in the legal shadow of his father, Pedro Manticore, he inherited the family gift for contracts, loopholes, and saying exactly enough to trap someone later. Rather than pursue the courtroom, Pesto turned negotiation into cartel architecture, building laundering fronts, alias chains, and trafficking routes with meticulous care. Lawful Evil and unflappable, he brings order to crime without softening it. In the Scourge, Violince may open doors, but Pesto makes sure every door has paperwork.
characterPops / Lerik Bell is a deceased human associated with the Pink Pony Tavern and Bell family; his imported bio needs separation from PP3 material.
characterPercival Pringle III, known as PP3, is a human noble artificer of Point Pringle and a celebrated inventor whose legacy still rattles through every experimental district in the city. Hailed as a Drakkuskan War innovator, he helped define the Pringle ideal: progress first, consequences eventually.
characterElmyra Manticore, known as Prism, is an infernal Witchborn sorcerer from Dreadport whose magic first kept her alive as street performance before earning her a place among VQU’s First Five. Flashy, unpredictable, and Chaotic Good, she turns raw instability into color, motion, and sudden elemental transformation.
characterGaz Geargoggle, known as Professor, is a gnome artificer whose name sounds less like a title and more like a warning label attached to unfinished machinery. The records give only a narrow view of him, but what remains is clear: Gaz belongs to the Geargoggle line, works as a professor-artificer, and carries the kind of obsessive curiosity that makes classrooms safer than workshops only in theory. His infatuation with Astrid Ironhoof suggests a softer, more awkward heart beneath the gears, goggles, and lecture notes. In Jericha, Gaz is the sort of academic who can explain a mechanism perfectly while forgetting whether it is still armed.
characterBrody Monrow, known as Reclaimer, is a human bruiser in FLESH whose ideology has been reduced to one word and one purpose. On the front line of riots and raids, he serves as a shock trooper built for overwhelming Violince, endurance, and rage.
characterNatasha Brand, known as Redcloak, is an infernal woman whose disappearance turned Tarria Brand’s grief into a crusade against the Graven Scourge. Once fierce, impulsive, and deeply bonded to her sister, Natasha fell into Boost dependency before vanishing into Gravenhurst’s underworld. Rumors place her in Scourge custody, not as a recruit by choice but as a captive, asset, or test subject reshaped by addiction and experimentation. Her current condition remains unknown, with whispers of mutation and a childhood charm from Tarria still carried somewhere close. To the Scourge, she may be property. To Tarria, she is still family worth burning the city to find.
characterRedwave Varn is a captured Gravenhurst Thieves Guild pirate-thief contact whose partnership with Rill Waters and private identity tells matter after Castro used his face.
characterRenfield Hoek was an elven Lawful gate guard stationed at Gravenhurst’s main entrance, where regulations became performance in his hands. Hyperactive, theatrical, and intensely procedural, he treated every traveler, cart, and suspicious pause as an opportunity to defend civic order with maximum volume. Alongside his partner Stimpson Katz, Renfield kept detailed gate logs and served as one of the city’s most visible, if eccentric, faces of enforcement. His devotion was genuine beneath the absurdity. In 2100 MB, he became lost in Vityhrex’s Labyrinth and was killed fighting dragonborn, leaving Gravenhurst quieter than it ever expected to be.
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characterSinclair is Nora's VQU retainer and Rabe House courier, making the Velvet Cross support network visible through gifts, access, and controlled hospitality.
characterCailleach Fern, known as Rime, is a hexelf druid shaped by winter, solitude, and the wilderness that raised her after war destroyed her childhood home. She walks with Kickassery Inc. and the Pink Pony Girls as a quiet spiritual compass, speaking rarely but with enough weight to still a room.
characterOskar Duskshade, called Ruin, is a fallen celestial paladin, noble, and adventurer bound to the Abyss and to the family that chose him.
characterCaptain Alara Vren is a Lawful and Centrum security commander who turns Gravenhurst and Queefdom crises into controlled lines, checkpoints, and public-order decisions.
characterTira Volne, known as Sergeant, is a mountain dwarf watch captain who keeps Red Parade Square functioning through grit, habit, and a tolerance for Point Pringle’s chaos worn thin by years of service.
characterJudah, known as Silvertongue, is a human preacher and ideologue of the Black Ward whose voice turns rejection into doctrine. Once denied entry to Von Queef University, he recast academic exclusion as proof that Jericha’s institutions feared the truth of the Void.
characterSkindle Hexhands, known as Skinny, is a grimy goblin merchant in Point Pringle’s Tinkerer’s Market, where cursed trinkets, unstable curios, and “mostly functional” artifacts find eager buyers.
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characterStimpson Katz is a human Lawful gate guard stationed at Gravenhurst’s main entrance, remembered by travelers as the kinder half of a famously mismatched watch pair.
characterGemma Goldgrace is a Queefdom postal worker and advocate who warns the party about Gravenhurst shifts involving Pesto, Kaya, Kuzon, Nick, I.J., and P.B.
characterSulduraks is an extraplanar soulflayer and hidden ruler of the Abyss Club, feared in Velvet Cross circles even by those who publicly deny he exists.
characterMerris Tumbletwig is a Meadowkin-linked gnome wandcrafter, artificer, and traveling merchant contact in the Rootbarrel/Hazy Pastures support network.
characterGertie, known as The Collector, is one of the Power Nine and a divine force of acquisition, preservation, and possession. To her, collection is not simple hoarding; it is rescue from decay, theft from oblivion, and ownership made eternal.
characterDjeebus, the Creator, is a divine force of invention among the Power Nine, worshiped by artificers, tinkerers, and anyone desperate enough to build past the edge of safety. His influence appears in laboratories, workshops, and impossible breakthroughs, where inspiration arrives faster than caution can follow. Djeebus grants creation, but rarely comfort; his gifts spark progress, instability, and consequences that may outlive their makers. To him, the world is not finished. It is a prototype.
characterVithyrex, known as The Eye, is the cyclopean deity of the Power Nine who embodies obsession, focus, and singular vision. Dwelling within the Singular Maze, he constructs labyrinths not to confuse wanderers, but to strip away distraction until only one truth remains. Where Trixie scatters chance and the Aboleth preserves all memory, Vithyrex narrows the world to purpose, stone, and fixation. Architects, maze cults, extremists, and certain Lawful sects invoke him when clarity becomes more sacred than mercy. His gaze can steady, harden, or consume. To follow The Eye is to see one path—and lose sight of every other.
characterRill Waters is a captured Thieves Guild smuggler and water-route contact whose face was used by Castro impostors in the Ash lure.
characterTamber Soot, known as Timbre, is a 17-year-old kenku phantom rogue and abandoned courier from the Lonely Islands, now counted among VQU’s new students. True Neutral and guarded by necessity, they learned early that a voice can open doors, carry lies, or disappear without leaving a body behind. Their Witchborn voice theft lets them mimic any creature heard within the past day with near-perfect accuracy, bypassing even magical detection and making identity dangerously portable. As a courier, survivor, and student, Tamber moves between messages, ghosts, and secrets with quiet precision. They rarely raise their own voice, but they know how to borrow yours.
characterTrivia — Katrine Draxtler is Morgan's Lawful necromancer sister; Draxler and Draxter are recurring family-name aliases.
characterLucian Vale, known as Vale, is a human Witchborn rogue and disgraced noble scion from the faded Vale line of Equinox Vale. With little wealth left behind his name, he sought purpose in the Abyss, where hierarchy offered the relevance his family no longer could.
characterSimon Baker, better known by the hexname Victor Shaw, is a human maskweaver from Rifleton whose life has been defined by deception, disguise, and the refusal to let the powerful go unpunished. After turning against the nobleman who exploited his mother, Simon fled into the Fey Realm and learned to survive through false faces, poison, humor, and misdirection. As a member of My Alchemical Romance, partner to Exaba, and companion to the dragon Walter, he hides vulnerability behind jokes and insists he would never lie even when deception is his sharpest tool. Simon looks out for himself first, but his hatred of exploitation keeps pulling him toward peasants, street kids, and anyone crushed under wealth or power.
characterEllenthyra Mew, known as Vigor, is a catfolk VQU New Student from the Temple of the Equinox Vale. In Act 5 near Root Barrel Farm, she appeared with Zetch and Nell Quiv after the trio looted a cave and argued over a legendary wand; she recognized Ash Stonefist from the monastery and discussed leaving the Temple while following Albert Rallus’s path from monkhood toward greater power.
characterLady Marnette Duskshade, known as Widow, is a Lawful Evil human noble, potion master, and Abyss power broker from Driftmark exile nobility. Born into an alchemical empire built on patents, assassination, and inheritance, she refined her family legacy into a weapon of high society. Her Witchborn sanguinomancy lets her transmute her own blood into venom, antidote, binding resin, or crystalline tools, each use weakening the body that ambition refuses to spare. Composed, generous when useful, and socially indispensable, Marnette controls outcomes through salons, contracts, and perception. Even at the Masquerade, scandal bent around her rather than breaking her.
characterYebbediah Grymmeye X, known simply as X, is a void-touched elven necromancer and diminished lich whose name remains one of Von Queef University’s darkest academic stains.
characterCalithea was born to a noble house below the world and cursed into the form of a medusa before she could choose what that meant. Where her twin sister Xalaethra embraced monstrosity, Calithea fled toward mercy. Blindfolded to spare others from her gaze, she hid beneath the farm that would become Rootbarrel Brewery and devoted herself to healing, peace, and the study of petrification’s cure. Gentle by choice rather than weakness, Calithea proves that a curse does not get to decide the shape of a soul.
characterXalaethra is a Neutral Evil medusa sorcerer and exiled noble slaver from the Underdark, twin sister to Calithea and everything Calithea refused to become.
characterImrick is an infernal Gravenhurst contact rescued from thugs who rewards the Pink Pony party with cursed gifts and reveals a Krampus connection.
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characterVic Vaurr is a minotaur sanguinomancer and former Murderball player for the Stormcall StormCrows. In Act 5, he entered the active party space inside Vithyrex’s Maze while trapped in the labyrinth and searching for his missing dog.
characterRen Yacour is a true Pringle guard who survived the false-guard infiltration of Eveline’s quarters during the Point Pringle crisis. Loyal to Storm Boulder’s command, Ren fought alongside My Alchemical Romance against void changelings inside Pringle Manor while carrying Storm Boulder’s battlefield message.
characterCorin Scorn Slatebadge is a Lawful administrator assigned to magic-item declaration and attunement taxation. Formal, procedural, and backed by Zone of Truth, Corin treats recovered artifacts as civic resources rather than adventurer prizes.
characterEvan Pistachio is one of Dhaz Pelosh’s old Stormcall experiment-class peers, altered enough to carry an electric staff and terrified enough of Lawful attention to flee even from apparent rescue.
characterSister Whiskers is a roadside merchant dealing in cursed or Krampus-tinged wares near the road to Aleklot’s Rest. Cheerful enough to sell trouble and quick enough to escape it, she treats danger as inventory.
characterDr. Gristlewick Poplimb is a goblin doctor and body-parts vendor in the New Goblin City Black Market. He sells weaponized limbs and strange body-part devices to customers willing to pay in gold, useful body parts, or leads.
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characterAdjudicator Sela Quill certified the Queefdom election for a co-equal civilian official governing beside the Lawful magistrate.
itemSeveral poison doses usable on weapons, ammunition, food, or traps depending on type. Exact DC and damage are table-defined per vial.
itemControlled dose for 1 hour: +2 to Strength, Dexterity, and Charisma checks and saves; -2 to Constitution, Intelligence, and Wisdom checks and saves. When the effect ends, make a DC 13 Constitution save or gain exhaustion; the DC increases by 2 for each failed Boost comedown save within 24 hours. A green shimmer gives disadvantage on Deception checks to appear sober within 10 feet. Uncontrolled Boost vapor, gas pits, mushrooms, or contaminated atmospheres can poison rather than empower, applying the downsides without the benefits.
item+2 bonus to Strength (Athletics) checks made to resist being pushed, pulled, or knocked prone. +1 bonus to Strength or Dexterity saving throws against effects that would knock you prone.
itemStudded leather armor, AC 13 + Dex modifier. You leave no tracks and make no sound from your footsteps on nonmagical surfaces unless you choose to. You have advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks made to move silently.
item+1 bonus to Wisdom saving throws. Once per short rest, when you fail an Intelligence, Wisdom, or Charisma saving throw, you can reroll the save and must use the new result.
itemIn dim light or darkness, you have advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks to hide. Once on each of your turns, after you move at least 10 feet, you can treat the next 5 feet of movement as though you were invisible; you still become visible if you attack or cast a spell. You can use your reaction to reduce the effective distance of a fall by 20 feet when calculating falling damage.
itemOnce per dawn, as an action while standing in a place where a creature died within the last 7 days, you may hold the charm over the ground and ask it to reveal one truth about one creature that died there. The DM provides one true statement about the creature, such as its name, cause of death, strongest emotion at death, last creature it saw, or one secret it carried. The charm cannot reveal information protected by a deity, wish, or similar magic. If more than one creature died in the area, the charm reveals the truth tied to the most emotionally intense death unless the user names a specific corpse or creature.
item+1 dagger that counts as magical. When used to stabilize a creature with a Medicine check, the check automatically succeeds and the creature regains 1 HP; this benefit can affect each creature once per long rest. As a bonus action, choose whether the dagger deals piercing, slashing, or necrotic damage until the end of your turn.
itemScatter bones to summon Madame Batdorf within 30 ft for 1 minute. Once per round she can force a reroll on failed Medicine, cooking, herb, venom, poison, or poultice checks. Crumbles after effect.
itemDrink to see final violent injuries for 1 minute and gain advantage on Medicine/Investigation involving bodies; or pour into corpse dead under 24 hours to ask one Speak with Dead-style question. Drinking requires DC 14 Con save or poisoned until end of next turn.
itemAfter applying resistance or vulnerability, reduce acid damage you take by 1, minimum 0. This has no effect on other damage types.
itemAn in-world text written by Maine while in Lawful custody. It is not a magical item, but it is politically volatile evidence: the book argues that Lawful institutions failed during Castro, Enemi, crime, and magical-item crises, then offers Maine's Absolute Solution as disciplined civic replacement, neighborhood defense, item-law reclamation, and popular unity under Maine's command.
itemImported from the Jericha item archive. Final mechanics are still being prepared.
itemAdvantage on Charisma (Intimidation) checks and Deception checks made to conceal identity. Once per long rest, force a creature within 30 ft to save or become frightened while seeing the face of someone it wronged or killed.
itemA consumable Phoenix Feather given to Maine through Paulus Levius from Ewig. It is not rechargeable; exact trigger, timing, and rebirth effects need mechanics confirmation.
itemImported from the Jericha item archive. Final mechanics are still being prepared.
itemWhen you drink this potion, for 1 hour your AC increases by 1. At the start of each of your turns, you gain 2 temporary hit points, up to a maximum of 10 temporary hit points from this potion. New temporary hit points from this potion replace any existing temporary hit points from it and do not stack.
itemAsh used the crown to speak with Heathcliff, a giant rat who warned of deaths along the legendary path and helped reveal a hidden route. Full item mechanics still need source confirmation.
itemPlate armor requiring Str 15. Base AC 18 as plate, plus an extra +1 AC for total base AC 19 before other modifiers. You gain +1 to Strength or Dexterity saving throws made to resist being pushed or knocked prone. Counts as magical armor.
itemReaction: when a spell of 3rd level or lower targets only you, absorb it so the spell has no effect on you and its level is stored in the ring. The ring can store up to 50 total spell levels over its lifetime, then becomes nonmagical. You can cast a stored spell using its original level, save DC, attack bonus, and casting stat, reducing stored levels by the spell's level. It cannot absorb spells above 3rd level or broad area effects unless you are the sole target.
itemWhile wearing and attuned to this ring, you have resistance to acid damage.
itemImported from the Jericha item archive. Final mechanics are still being prepared.
itemWhen you reduce a creature to 0 HP or target a corpse within 5 ft, spend 1 charge to trigger Corpse Bloom: corpse explodes, creatures within 10 ft make DC 14 Con save or take 4d6 necrotic, half on success. Undead corpse adds +2d6. Corpse destroyed.
itemTrixie's twin daggers gifted to Morgan through Paulus Levius Cathedral. Full attack, crit, curse, or paired-weapon mechanics still need confirmation.
itemFound with Blue-Haired Girl in the Necromancer's Chapel sequence and tied to Dallas Dalton. Exact attack, soulfire, pact, or necromancy effects still need confirmation.
itemImported from the Jericha item archive. Final mechanics are still being prepared.
item+1 bonus to Dexterity (Acrobatics) checks and +1 bonus to saving throws made to avoid falling prone or falling from narrow surfaces such as ledges or ropes.
itemStandard disguise kit with wigs, makeup, adhesives, and related supplies, used for creating or altering appearances with appropriate skill checks, usually Deception or Performance with proficiency if you have the kit.
item+1 longsword that counts as magical for overcoming resistance and immunity. Ash touching a Void Edge Blade also triggered a corridor vision involving Salvatore Mentali, Soldier, Oskar, and Ash's unstable void-related role.
itemWhile attuned and wielding as spellcasting focus, gain +2 to spell attack rolls. When reducing a creature with blood to 0 HP within 5 ft, use reaction to drink blood and regain 1d6 HP. If 2+ HP restored, gain advantage on next attack and resistance to bludgeoning, piercing, slashing, and necrotic until end of next turn.
itemConsumable Wish access granted through Paulus Levius Cathedral. Exact activation text, limits, and consequences still need a dedicated mechanics pass.
locationThe Queefdom is the South Aerovian state where VQU, Baron von Queef's new order, postal politics, noble estates, rural farms, and the broken Titian shell all press on the same map.
locationGravenhurst is the Queefdom district where corpses, rumors, refugees, postal politics, gang pressure, old VQU fallout, and a suspicious number of useful side streets all seem to find the same map.
locationQueesum Cemetery is the Gravenhurst-adjacent graveyard where Bones keeps watch over the dead, old Queefdom memory, and the portal aftermath that made the cemetery part of the current crisis map.
locationQueefdom is the map-core of the state: the visible city-state marker where VQU's public power, Gemma Goldgrace's postal politics, and the post-Titian shell fallout meet the streets.
locationRelicvault is a fortified Queefdom archive-town built around regulated relic storage, Lawful item audits, vault roads, and the paperwork that follows magical scarcity.
locationBonespire is a Queefdom cemetery-city shaped by bone cathedral rites, corpse-rights pressure, resurrection law, and the uncomfortable fact that death has civic infrastructure.