Queefdom Rural Ring
Cave Entrance to New Goblin City
The Cave Entrance to New Goblin City is the surface anchor that connects rural Queefdom farm geography to the undercity's toll routes and faction districts.
Player Hooks / Rumors
The entrance looks like a cave until it starts behaving like a border crossing.
Related Characters
Boho
Cynthiana of the Wilds
Cynthiana of the Wilds, known as Boho, is an elven druid who serves as a bridge between Von Queef University and the untamed territories of the Wilds. Her Witchborn animal mimicry lets her borrow senses, instincts, and behaviors from the natural world, making her a subtle but vigilant guardian of ecological balance. Though her role at VQU is advisory, she watches arcane experimentation closely and speaks for systems that cannot enter a lecture hall. Patient and principled, Cynthiana protects nature through presence, warning, and quiet resistance.
Emberwash
K’Zhara Flamehand
Imported character from the Character Data sheet.
Musk
Rahab
Born Rahab on the Timber Islands, Musk was a daughter of love and laughter who left home chasing adventure. Instead, she found captivity under Malevolus Krane, who twisted her biology into a weapon, and cruelty under Solar, who mocked her pain. She survived both, emerging furious and unbowed. Among the Exiles she is Musk, the loud heart that refuses to be silenced, wielding her pheromone power not with subtlety but with storm. She fights for freedom, for fire, and for every outcast who ever dared to shout back.
Ouija
Kuovena Bravespeaker
Kuovena Bravespeaker, known as Ouija, is a minotaur warlock of Von Queef University and one of the First Five, carrying the dead with them in more ways than one. Raised in the Bravespeaker tradition after the fall of the Wingkin Mountains, they inherited a spiritual lineage shaped by pact obligations, ancestral voices, and survival under pressure. Their gravespeaking lets them commune with spirits, channel the dead, and bind echoes through ritual, but Kuovena seeks more than obedience to old bargains. Chaotic Good and determined to redefine their people’s path, Ouija treats death not as an ending, but as counsel from those still waiting to be heard.
P.B.
Princess Beatrix
Imported character from the Character Data sheet.
PP5
Percival Pringle V
Percival Pringle V, known as PP5, is the rebellious gunslinger heir of Point Pringle, a Pringle who chose motion, spectacle, and resistance over obedience to family machinery. After the assassination of his partner Tono, PP5 rejected the polished expectations of his lineage and turned arcane ballistics into both grief language and liberation tool. His ballistamancy bends bullets mid-flight, curves impossible shots, carries Whisper messages in casings, and detonates selected rounds with elemental force. Now tied to the Exiles and My Alchemical Romance, he protects Witchborn and engineered beings while investigating Greasetooth, Black Ward resurgence, and the secrets his city would rather keep buried.
Slip
Nell Quiv
Nell Quiv, known as Slip, is a VQU New Student and cautious merfolk/water djinni student. In Act 5 near Root Barrel Farm, she appeared with Zetch and Ellenthyra Mew after the trio looted a cave; she objected to Jonah Subramountian’s proposal to break a legendary wand into thirds and argued it should go to whoever wanted to preserve it.
Tapper
Hollix
Hollix, known as Tapper, is a hexelf scavenger from Shatterstone Commons who survives by listening to what magic leaves behind. Cloaked, transient, and marked by copper map-like tattoos across his scalp, he tracks residual Witchborn echoes through rhythmic tapping, stone resonance, and one faintly glowing eye that reacts to unstable arcane disturbance. Once connected to scavenger recovery networks and VQU-adjacent oversight, Hollix grew disillusioned with the Queefdom’s treatment of exploited Witchborn and severed institutional ties. Chaotic Neutral and quietly informed, he now trades rumors, follows buried signals, and may know where failed experiments were left to rot.
Vigor
Ellenthyra Mew
Ellenthyra Mew, known as Vigor, is a catfolk VQU New Student from the Temple of the Equinox Vale. In Act 5 near Root Barrel Farm, she appeared with Zetch and Nell Quiv after the trio looted a cave and argued over a legendary wand; she recognized Ash Stonefist from the monastery and discussed leaving the Temple while following Albert Rallus’s path from monkhood toward greater power.
Linked Pages
Boho / Cynthiana of the Wilds
Cynthiana of the Wilds, known as Boho, is an elven druid who serves as a bridge between Von Queef University and the untamed territories of the Wilds. Her Witchborn animal mimicry lets her borrow senses, instincts, and behaviors from the natural world, making her a subtle but vigilant guardian of ecological balance. Though her role at VQU is advisory, she watches arcane experimentation closely and speaks for systems that cannot enter a lecture hall. Patient and principled, Cynthiana protects nature through presence, warning, and quiet resistance.
characterEmberwash / K’Zhara Flamehand
Imported character from the Character Data sheet.
characterMusk / Rahab
Born Rahab on the Timber Islands, Musk was a daughter of love and laughter who left home chasing adventure. Instead, she found captivity under Malevolus Krane, who twisted her biology into a weapon, and cruelty under Solar, who mocked her pain. She survived both, emerging furious and unbowed. Among the Exiles she is Musk, the loud heart that refuses to be silenced, wielding her pheromone power not with subtlety but with storm. She fights for freedom, for fire, and for every outcast who ever dared to shout back.
characterOuija / Kuovena Bravespeaker
Kuovena Bravespeaker, known as Ouija, is a minotaur warlock of Von Queef University and one of the First Five, carrying the dead with them in more ways than one. Raised in the Bravespeaker tradition after the fall of the Wingkin Mountains, they inherited a spiritual lineage shaped by pact obligations, ancestral voices, and survival under pressure. Their gravespeaking lets them commune with spirits, channel the dead, and bind echoes through ritual, but Kuovena seeks more than obedience to old bargains. Chaotic Good and determined to redefine their people’s path, Ouija treats death not as an ending, but as counsel from those still waiting to be heard.
characterP.B. / Princess Beatrix
Imported character from the Character Data sheet.
characterPP5 / Percival Pringle V
Percival Pringle V, known as PP5, is the rebellious gunslinger heir of Point Pringle, a Pringle who chose motion, spectacle, and resistance over obedience to family machinery. After the assassination of his partner Tono, PP5 rejected the polished expectations of his lineage and turned arcane ballistics into both grief language and liberation tool. His ballistamancy bends bullets mid-flight, curves impossible shots, carries Whisper messages in casings, and detonates selected rounds with elemental force. Now tied to the Exiles and My Alchemical Romance, he protects Witchborn and engineered beings while investigating Greasetooth, Black Ward resurgence, and the secrets his city would rather keep buried.
characterSlip / Nell Quiv
Nell Quiv, known as Slip, is a VQU New Student and cautious merfolk/water djinni student. In Act 5 near Root Barrel Farm, she appeared with Zetch and Ellenthyra Mew after the trio looted a cave; she objected to Jonah Subramountian’s proposal to break a legendary wand into thirds and argued it should go to whoever wanted to preserve it.
characterTapper / Hollix
Hollix, known as Tapper, is a hexelf scavenger from Shatterstone Commons who survives by listening to what magic leaves behind. Cloaked, transient, and marked by copper map-like tattoos across his scalp, he tracks residual Witchborn echoes through rhythmic tapping, stone resonance, and one faintly glowing eye that reacts to unstable arcane disturbance. Once connected to scavenger recovery networks and VQU-adjacent oversight, Hollix grew disillusioned with the Queefdom’s treatment of exploited Witchborn and severed institutional ties. Chaotic Neutral and quietly informed, he now trades rumors, follows buried signals, and may know where failed experiments were left to rot.
characterVigor / Ellenthyra Mew
Ellenthyra Mew, known as Vigor, is a catfolk VQU New Student from the Temple of the Equinox Vale. In Act 5 near Root Barrel Farm, she appeared with Zetch and Nell Quiv after the trio looted a cave and argued over a legendary wand; she recognized Ash Stonefist from the monastery and discussed leaving the Temple while following Albert Rallus’s path from monkhood toward greater power.
itemVoid-Corrupted Owlbear Egg
Three instability charges. Awaken to trigger frighten pulse, void-yolk temporary HP, spectral claw attack, or hatchling sense. Final charge determines hostile hatchling, inert shell, or stabilized incubatable hatchling.
locationRoot Barrel Farm
A rural campaign site tied to Havyk's commune history, missing workers, strange rewards, and the Nick Kremp question.
locationFinkus Farms
Finkus Farms is a rural Queefdom anchor near Root Barrel and the New Goblin City surface approach, useful for tying farm politics to undercity access.
locationHazy Pastures
Hazy Pastures is an abandoned or altered rural Queefdom area tied to commune history, Pink Pony traces, and the same campaign geography as Root Barrel Farm.
locationNew Goblin City
New Goblin City is a subterranean political ecosystem beneath the surface world, with toll routes, faction districts, black markets, and pressure from every direction.
locationRunner Landing
Runner Landing is the first controlled threshold into New Goblin City, where tolls, route choices, and local authority announce that the undercity has rules.