The Queefdom
Bonespire
Bonespire is a Queefdom cemetery-city shaped by bone cathedral rites, corpse-rights pressure, resurrection law, and the uncomfortable fact that death has civic infrastructure.
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Bonespire knows that death is personal. It also knows personal things are easier to govern once they have offices.
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Bone Cathedral, Evergreen Cemetary, Gravenhurst, Queesum Cemetery, The Queefdom, Queefdom Core / City Expansion Index
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characterBlackheart - Tarria Brand
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characterBlastbelle - Bella Andrews
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characterBones - Brunk Charleston
Brunk Charleston, known as Bones, is an undead gravekeeper and necromancer bound to the Queefdom Cemetery near Gravenhurst. Once a mortal scholar tied to Von Queef University and the Phlakin Library, he preserved his soul inside his own decaying body and has guarded the dead for centuries.
characterBowflex
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characterBraska the Red - Retyunskikh Braskawyk
Retyunskikh Braskawyk built the name Braska the Red in the streets and strongholds of Gravenhurst, where reputation is earned loudly or not at all. Once a Thieves Guild contractor, he cut ties and rose as a captain of the Graven Scourge, favoring open dominance over quiet deals.
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characterCastaway - Jeff Low
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characterFlynn - Diarmaid
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characterGuy Mann - Guillermo Mann
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characterHemlock - Titian
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characterKindle - Janna Brightspark
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characterLuminous - Ephram Glowes
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characterLynx - Vladamir Katyevski
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characterMagistrate - Verik Thorne
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characterMagus - Virgil Grey
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characterProfessor - Cornelius Gaz Geargoggle
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characterRedcloak - Natasha Brand
Natasha Brand, known as Redcloak, is an infernal woman whose disappearance turned Tarria Brand’s grief into a crusade against the Graven Scourge. Once fierce, impulsive, and deeply bonded to her sister, Natasha fell into Boost dependency before vanishing into Gravenhurst’s underworld. Rumors place her in Scourge custody, not as a recruit by choice but as a captive, asset, or test subject reshaped by addiction and experimentation. Her current condition remains unknown, with whispers of mutation and a childhood charm from Tarria still carried somewhere close. To the Scourge, she may be property. To Tarria, she is still family worth burning the city to find.
characterRedwave Varn - Rutherford Varn
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characterRenfield Hoek
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characterRepras
Profile details are still being written.
characterRime - Cailleach Fern
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characterRuin - Oskar Duskshade
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characterSentinel - Captain Alara Vren
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characterSilvertongue - Judah
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characterStimpson Katz
Stimpson Katz is a human Lawful gate guard stationed at Gravenhurst’s main entrance, remembered by travelers as the kinder half of a famously mismatched watch pair.
characterSuffragette - Gemma Goldgrace
Gemma Goldgrace is a Queefdom postal worker and advocate who warns the party about Gravenhurst shifts involving Pesto, Kaya, Kuzon, Nick, I.J., and P.B.
characterTalisman - Merris Tumbletwig
Merris Tumbletwig is a Meadowkin-linked gnome wandcrafter, artificer, and traveling merchant contact in the Rootbarrel/Hazy Pastures support network.
characterTidings - Rill Waters
Rill Waters is a captured Thieves Guild smuggler and water-route contact whose face was used by Castro impostors in the Ash lure.
characterTrivia - Katrine Draxtler
Trivia — Katrine Draxtler is Morgan's Lawful necromancer sister; Draxler and Draxter are recurring family-name aliases.
characterVale - Lucian Vale
Lucian Vale, known as Vale, is a human Witchborn rogue and disgraced noble scion from the faded Vale line of Equinox Vale. With little wealth left behind his name, he sought purpose in the Abyss, where hierarchy offered the relevance his family no longer could.
characterVictor Shaw - Simon Baker
Simon Baker, better known by the hexname Victor Shaw, is a human maskweaver from Rifleton whose life has been defined by deception, disguise, and the refusal to let the powerful go unpunished. After turning against the nobleman who exploited his mother, Simon fled into the Fey Realm and learned to survive through false faces, poison, humor, and misdirection. As a member of My Alchemical Romance, partner to Exaba, and companion to the dragon Walter, he hides vulnerability behind jokes and insists he would never lie even when deception is his sharpest tool. Simon looks out for himself first, but his hatred of exploitation keeps pulling him toward peasants, street kids, and anyone crushed under wealth or power.
characterX - Yebbediah Grymmeye X
Yebbediah Grymmeye X, known simply as X, is a void-touched elven necromancer and diminished lich whose name remains one of Von Queef University’s darkest academic stains.
characterImrick
Imrick is an infernal Gravenhurst contact rescued from thugs who rewards the Pink Pony party with cursed gifts and reveals a Krampus connection.
characterPhalaxiflore von Queef
Profile details are still being written.
characterVic Vaurr
Vic Vaurr is a minotaur sanguinomancer and former Murderball player for the Stormcall StormCrows. In Act 5, he entered the active party space inside Vithyrex’s Maze while trapped in the labyrinth and searching for his missing dog.
characterLen Baphomet
Profile details are still being written.
itemBoost
Controlled dose for 1 hour: +2 to Strength, Dexterity, and Charisma checks and saves; -2 to Constitution, Intelligence, and Wisdom checks and saves. When the effect ends, make a DC 13 Constitution save or gain exhaustion; the DC increases by 2 for each failed Boost comedown save within 24 hours. A green shimmer gives disadvantage on Deception checks to appear sober within 10 feet. Uncontrolled Boost vapor, gas pits, mushrooms, or contaminated atmospheres can poison rather than empower, applying the downsides without the benefits.
itemRat King Crown
Ash used the crown to speak with Heathcliff, a giant rat who warned of deaths along the legendary path and helped reveal a hidden route. Full item mechanics still need source confirmation.
itemSoulfire Scythe
Found with Blue-Haired Girl in the Necromancer's Chapel sequence and tied to Dallas Dalton. Exact attack, soulfire, pact, or necromancy effects still need confirmation.
locationThe Queefdom
The Queefdom is the South Aerovian state where VQU, Baron von Queef's new order, postal politics, noble estates, rural farms, and the broken Titian shell all press on the same map.
locationGravenhurst
Gravenhurst is the Queefdom district where corpses, rumors, refugees, postal politics, gang pressure, old VQU fallout, and a suspicious number of useful side streets all seem to find the same map.
locationQueesum Cemetery
Queesum Cemetery is the Gravenhurst-adjacent graveyard where Bones keeps watch over the dead, old Queefdom memory, and the portal aftermath that made the cemetery part of the current crisis map.
locationQueefdom Core / City Expansion Index
The Queefdom Core / City Expansion Index ties the state, city, VQU civic power, Gravenhurst, Le Queef, Queef Tower, rural ring roads, and unnamed district slots into one guide for understanding how campus, court, farms, and city streets all became the same political map.
locationQueefdom
Queefdom is the map-core of the state: the visible city-state marker where VQU's public power, Gemma Goldgrace's postal politics, and the post-Titian shell fallout meet the streets.
locationBone Cathedral
Bone Cathedral is a campaign-card location now reserved as a specific Jericha site, mapped provisionally so future story, item, and encounter references have a visible place to attach.
locationEvergreen Cemetary
Evergreen Cemetary is a campaign-card location now reserved as a specific Jericha site, mapped provisionally so future story, item, and encounter references have a visible place to attach.