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Crone

Greta Wunsch

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Bio

Greta Wunsch, known as Crone, keeps Von Queef University functioning by doing what most mages fear most: reading the rules and enforcing them. A senior administrator from Le Queef, she oversees compliance, discipline, records, and the fragile bureaucracy holding VQU together after collapse, reopening, and reform. Greta has no Witchborn power and needs none. Her authority comes from procedure, sealed files, contract language, and the terrifying certainty that she knows exactly which form was filed incorrectly. To volatile faculty and reckless students, she is not glamorous, but she may be the reason the university survives its own brilliance.

Session Appearances

9 linked appearances

2026-04-16

Act 5 Episode 5 Scene 27

Little Shop of Horticulture

QUEST handler / item evaluator

Asks whether the party has useful items for QUEST and accepts Paulus Levius's Death Mask and the Cloak of Billowing toward the quota.

Status: QUEST item exchange occurs

Knowledge: Players know Greta values the Death Mask highly while still pressing the group for continued usefulness.

2026-04-09

Act 5 Episode 5 Scene 15

Little Shop of Horticulture / session recap

QUEST handler / post-arrest roster manager

Has been updated about Maine's arrest, is pleased Vic joined, brings Elmyra in as the replacement leader, and reminds the party they need to earn value for QUEST.

Status: Greta formally manages the post-Maine roster

Knowledge: Players know QUEST continues operations despite Maine being imprisoned.

2026-03-19

Act 5 Episode 5 Scene 10

Little Shop of Horticulture

Handler / murderball fan recruiter

Meets the diminished group, asks what items they brought, reacts as a long-time Vic Vaurr murderball fan, and attaches Vic to QUEST work.

Status: Greta folds Vic into the QUEST route

Knowledge: Players know Greta is practical enough to recruit a famous fighter immediately.

2025-10-17

Act 5 Episode 1 Scene A

Von Queef University central quad

New Centrum public figure / researcher

Appears on “The Centrum Returns” posters during the VQU announcement.

Status: Greta’s public role in the new order is advertised

Knowledge: Players know Greta is part of the new Centrum brand.

2025-05-22

Act 3 Episode 2 Scene 8

Outside Stormcall Lawful office / Greta’s camp

Camp anchor / safe return point

Receives Deviness and Aerovia back at her camp after the party escorts them.

Status: Greta’s camp becomes safety hub

Knowledge: Players know Greta’s camp can hold allies while the party investigates.

2025-05-15

Act 3 Episode 2 Scene 3

Roadside camp and rest stop

Unexpected road presence / VQU-linked complication

Is recognized by Ash at the camp behind the party before they fully reach Stormcall.

Status: Greta encounter becomes next road hook

Knowledge: Players know VQU support or complication is nearby.

2025-06-06

Act 3 Episode 2 Scene 12

Stormcall Harbor warehouse

Mission supervisor / containment strategist

Sends the message that Tallyman remains priority, Flesh methods are escalating, High Techitions should be avoided, and some truths should stay buried until controllable.

Status: Stormcall mission priorities reframed

Knowledge: Players know Greta wants containment, intact team survival, and controlled truth management.

2025-04-24

Act 3 Episode 1 Scene 11

Pringle Manor dining hall

Referenced scholar / study source

Is referenced through Faephine’s interest in Greta’s alignment studies.

Status: Greta’s work reaches Point Pringle students/recruits

Knowledge: Players know Greta’s alignment studies have recruitment appeal.

2025-04-17

Act 3 Episode 1 Scene 1

Arx Fire Plaza, New VQU

Mission support / specialist

Helps prepare the Ex Force for travel to Point Pringle and Stormcall.

Status: Introduced or reinforced as New VQU support staff

Knowledge: Players know Greta is part of the mission launch apparatus.

Related Story Posts

Act 3, Episode 1, Scene 1

First Mission at Arx Fire Plaza

2025-04-17 / Arx Fire Plaza, New VQU

Recap StoryCurrent Campaign2099 M.B. / recorded 2025-04-17

The Ex Force gathers at Arx Fire Plaza for its first field mission: covertly reach Stormcall through Point Pringle and investigate construct killings tied to Tallulah Murn.

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Session Log / Meta / Act 3 launch / Session continuity

Act 3 Episode 1 Session Notes

2025-04-17 / Session continuity

Recap StoryCurrent CampaignRecorded 2025-04-17 / approx. 2099 M.B.

This session begins Act 4’s travel/mission structure after the Ex Force reveal. The active objective remains reaching Stormcall covertly via Percival Pringle’s support and a Point Pringle wagon, but the local Grease Tooth attack interrupts the staging phase.

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Act 3, Episode 1, Scene 11

Love, Moonlight, and Family Pressure

2025-04-24 / Pringle Manor dining hall

Recap StoryCurrent Campaign2099 M.B. / recorded 2025-04-24

Dinner exposes the pressure around Eveline and Faephine's lifelong bond while Jonah discovers Faephine's sincere interest in the Creator and New VQU.

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Act 3, Episode 2, Scene 3

Greta at the Camp Behind Them

2025-05-15 / Roadside camp and rest stop

Recap StoryCurrent Campaign2099 M.B. / recorded 2025-05-15

After skipping Moo Moo Market, the party crosses a bridge, reaches a lookout, and realizes Dr. Greta Wunsch is at the camp they passed.

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Act 3, Episode 2, Scene 8

Deviness Chooses Greta's Camp

2025-05-22 / Outside Stormcall Lawful office / Greta’s camp

Recap StoryCurrent Campaign2099 M.B. / recorded 2025-05-22

Deviness confronts the party, gives them the warehouse lead, and is escorted to Greta while Beeper continues searching for Andrea Dawson.

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Session Log / Meta / Stormcall investigation / Session continuity

Act 3 Episode 2 Session Notes

2025-05-22 / Session continuity

Recap StoryCurrent CampaignRecorded 2025-05-22 / approx. 2099 M.B.

This session establishes the correct city name as Stormcall and begins the true urban investigation. The party is working parallel to Lawful, protecting a Flesh defector, using warehouse leads, and dealing with both Tallyman murder evidence and Dhaz’s family complications.

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Showing 6 of 14 linked story pages. Use the Session Appearances timeline above for the broader appearance history.

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Act 3, Episode 1, Scene 1: First Mission at Arx Fire Plaza

The Ex Force gathers at Arx Fire Plaza for its first field mission: covertly reach Stormcall through Point Pringle and investigate construct killings tied to Tallulah Murn.

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Act 3 Episode 1 Session Notes

This session begins Act 4’s travel/mission structure after the Ex Force reveal. The active objective remains reaching Stormcall covertly via Percival Pringle’s support and a Point Pringle wagon, but the local Grease Tooth attack interrupts the staging phase.

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Act 3, Episode 1, Scene 11: Love, Moonlight, and Family Pressure

Dinner exposes the pressure around Eveline and Faephine's lifelong bond while Jonah discovers Faephine's sincere interest in the Creator and New VQU.

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Act 3, Episode 2, Scene 3: Greta at the Camp Behind Them

After skipping Moo Moo Market, the party crosses a bridge, reaches a lookout, and realizes Dr. Greta Wunsch is at the camp they passed.

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Act 3, Episode 2, Scene 8: Deviness Chooses Greta's Camp

Deviness confronts the party, gives them the warehouse lead, and is escorted to Greta while Beeper continues searching for Andrea Dawson.

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Act 3 Episode 2 Session Notes

This session establishes the correct city name as Stormcall and begins the true urban investigation. The party is working parallel to Lawful, protecting a Flesh defector, using warehouse leads, and dealing with both Tallyman murder evidence and Dhaz’s family complications.

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Act 3, Episode 2, Scene 12: Greta's Message Through Oskar

Oskar arrives after the warehouse fight with Greta's message: Tallyman remains the priority, Flesh is escalating, and Stormcall must be handled as containment.

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The Centrum Returns

After two months of downtime, the party returns to VQU for a festival-like New Centrum announcement under Queefdom branding.

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Astrid Was Supposed to Be the Alchemist

Astrid reveals she was displaced from the New Centrum's field alchemist role and notices troubling differences in void-resonant potion work.

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Act 5, Episode 2, Scene 47: Salah Begins the VQU Intake

The party returns to VQU, where Salah begins QUEST intake for personnel, incident summaries, and recovered item declarations.

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Act 5, Episode 5, Scene 15: Elmyra Inherits the Problem

After Maine's arrest, Greta assigns Elmyra Manticore to My Alchemical Romance as a new or temporary leader and restates the QUEST item quota.

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Act 5, Episode 5, Scene 16: Elmyra Manticore Refuses the Smelly Labs

Elmyra is established as a chaos-powered Manticore, one of VQU's First Five students, and someone who failed alchemy partly because she refused to attend smelly labs.

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Act 5, Episode 5, Scene 27: The Death Mask Leaves the Party

Ash and Jonah turn in Paulus Levius's Death Mask and the Cloak of Billowing to QUEST, removing Maine's most dangerous tool from circulation.

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Act 5 Episode 5 Session Notes

This session moves the post-arrest party from Gravenhurst toward the Nick/I.J. farm mystery: they turn in Paulus Levius’s Death Mask and Cloak of Billowing for QUEST value, Jonah receives the Crown of Thorns from Djon Charleston’s movement, Sending to I.J. gives a route, Morgan is possessed by a troll spirit after Vic triggers a corpse, Katrine Draxler fines Morgan, and the party reaches Root Barrel Farm where Nick Kremp appears alive.

item

Cloak of Billowing

Billows dramatically; standard minor magic item unless customized.

item

Paulus Levius's Death Mask

Advantage on Charisma (Intimidation) checks and Deception checks made to conceal identity. Once per long rest, force a creature within 30 ft to save or become frightened while seeing the face of someone it wronged or killed.

location

Le Queef

Le Queef is the VQU-adjacent settlement where college-town normalcy, survivor logistics, local shops, and political spillover collect around the university.

GM / Spoiler Notes

Hidden until revealed.